Came home from the Senators-Devils game at Scotiabank Place tonight.

Sure, the Sens lost. Sure, our goalies suck.

BUT THERE IS ONE THING NO ONE SEEMS TO REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF:

WHY WAS VOLCHENKOV ON THE BENCH FOR THE LAST 7 MINUTES?

I am very serious with this question. Seriously. I saw him. Sitting there. All sad and such. Opening the door for the other defensemen. What’s going on? Our hero blocked a shot with his nose earlier in the game, in the first, and there was blood and many children cried the hardest cry that anyone has ever seen. Yet our Russian saviour came back out for his next shift so all was well again.

The question still stands: what happened to him? Is he hurt? WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING THIS? Does no one understand the gravity of this situation? The A-Train … de-railed?

Don’t worry Volchy, I noticed. I saw your gloves from all the way up there and knew you were on the bench while Schubert played in the spot that is rightfully yours.

I’m not super drunk,  I swear.