Thoresen’s painful injury…
UPDATE: He should be okay! Lucky :)
Last night’s matchup of the Caps and Flyers had an interesting and painful twist when Patrick Thoresen blocked a Mike Green slapshot late in the 3rd period on the penalty kill as the Flyers were clinging to a one goal lead they would eventually blow (thanks to OVE!)
“a ruptured testicle” is what Tarik El-Bashir is saying over at the Washington Post
owwww, good luck buddy, this is one area where women are more fortunate than men.
Reactions around the blogosphere *usually the same idea for all of them*…
The game took a solemn moment when the Flyers left wing Patrick Thoresen, took a shot in the groin and had to be helped off the ice, taken to hospital for tests there is the possibility that one of his testicles will have to be removed, such was the force of the shot that he blocked with six minutes to go in the game.
-HockeyNation
Best wishes and get well soon to Flyer forward Patrick Thoresen, who gave new meaning to “taking one for the team” last night, when he blocked a Mike Green drive by taking the puck to the groin. This is a hard enough way to make a living without having to risk permanent injury. Whatever jersey a player wears, one has to respect the desire to make a play that would lead a player to give himself up in that fashion. Get well soon, Patrick.
-The Peerless Prognosticator
To us it looked as if Patrick Thoresen took the Green slapshot in the man region. If that’s the case, we tip our hat to the guy who is spending the night in the hospital. Sure, he plays for the other team but the Brotherhood does not like to see its members take blows like that in the man region.
-Bleatings from a Caps Nut
“Gentlemen, pray for Patrick Thoresen - Busted Nut”
(BBeR note: only getting a spot here because of the title, nicely done, haha)
Take it easy,
-BBeR







rofl
“Shot to the NUTZ and Green’s to blame, you give hockey a bad name!” - Bon Jovi telling a reporter immediately following the game.
What a rip…it was a close call but the refs should have called the play dead instead of giving the Caps the 2 man advantage.
I have a feeling that the caps aren’t going to win this series, the Flyers have too balanced of scoring.
Too bad Thoreson will prob lose a nut over that loss.
He will be alright. Just in a lot of pain.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/8028766/Flyers‘-Thoresen-OK-after-Game-1-groin-injury
And the announcers saying “he better need leg surgery after that” definitely adds insult to injury…
That’s why you wear a cup even when you play hockey. I can attest to pucks hitting me in the shin and behind the calf.. it fucking HURTS.
Patrick wishing you a very speedy recovery.
all is well, read the news. keeps his nuts. just sore and swollen, ha
I don’t understand. Wasn’t he wearing a cup? Or was the shot really powerful enough to severely damage said body part through the cup?
What? No jock strap?