2nd Round Predictions
Montreal vs. Philadelphia
The Flyers do not have Carey Price, who is the modern world’s answer to Jesus Christ, Yahweh, Mohammad AND atheism. Habs in 6.
Pittsburgh vs. New York
Penguins in 7. I don’t have a reason, but I want to see Jagr motivated to kick some ass. He’s never had an opportunity to stick it to the Penguins, and the Rangers look like a team who can win. Penguins need to learn more, they didn’t even get a fight from Ottawa. Deer in headlights.
Detroit vs. Colorado
Detroit in 5. Colorado’s time is long up They can’t keep doing this. Especially Theodore. The other shoe has to drop.
San Jose vs. Dallas
San Jose showed me a lot. That they’re going to blow it at some point. Dallas in 6.





